Oh shit Duel of the Fates started playing shit’s about to go down I love this bit so much.
How come the good guys have green bullets in this film?
You barely get to see Darth Maul’s legs this whole film, he won’t miss them.
Your focus determines your reality.
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Qui-Gon Jinn, on…something.
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I move for a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Valorum’s leadership.
Chancellor Valorum is such a badass.
Darth Maul is pulling out hella spins and flips and shit.
If a ten year old boy actually pulled a spin like that at those speeds, he would throw up at least half his body weight, regardless of whether he’s a jedi or not.
Oh shit I bet Sebulba wins.
The awkward moment when Anakin thrashes Yoda’s midichlorian highscore.
I know he killed a whole bunch of kids and kinda his own wife, but saving Jar-Jar Binks’ life is by far the worst thing Anakin Skywalker ever did.
Mind tricks don’t work on me, only money.
Shut up Anakin you stupid little faggot.
Oh shit he senses a disturbance in the force. I swear he had a go at Obi-Wan for doing that earlier.