Trapped Under Goats.

I’m Flynn. Fuck you.

“

—	Flynn Staples, on Flynn Staples.

She’ll never love you more than I do!

“

—	Flynn Staples, on jealousy

Niche market!

“

—	Flynn Staples, on ‘carrot whiskey’

Me: What have I done wrong?

Flynn: Nothing. Ever.

I’m going to punch you so hard that your trousers fall off.

“

—	Flynn Staples, he’s wearing a luchadore mask

Bequeathment win.

“

—	*Flynn Staples, on winning at bequeathment.*

Oh my God I had the best dream. Everyons was dead and it was all survivally and I was wandering about and then I was on the roof at Morrissons and found you and Ally. I think I killed a man too, he died in salad.

“

—	Flynn Staples, may your dreams be documented for years to come

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

Flynn ate hellapenos.

I put like a jillion jalapenos on a slice of pizza and Flynn ate it.

Moustache prepped. Plan?

“

—	Flynn Staples, on priorities

I had a dream that Dr. Dre was doing an advert for a company called Sunsip. Which may or may not be a real company. His line was ‘Get me some SunSip, I’m fucking thirsty.’ then he shot a woman in the face…

“

—	Flynn sends me the best texts

Hedges aint shit.

“

—	Flynn Staples, on hedges

I help knock Marshall down a peg or two.

“

—	Flynn Staples, on reasons to punch me in the face.