Trapped Under Goats.

Jun 01

I can’t help but feel that the battery on my phone would last longer without the blinking light telling me that the battery is low.

CSI: Cream Spillage Investigation.

Incoherent low-level banter.

May 31

Fifteen minutes into my shift, I pull a sick 90 degree turn and then it’s just burgerpocalypse all everywhere.

Jess threw cheese in my eyes and made me serve a customer.

So not raven.

May 30

hanaisstillhere:

Living the dream in Burger King

Epistaxis.

Bleeding from the face.

My boss has never been so proud of me.

#bulletproof

All coffee and no food makes my eyes sink so far back into my skull that I can see where eyebrows come from.

Vitamin C stands for caffeine right?

Because, if it does, I’m well fucking healthy.

May 29

It appears that everything started getting fucked up as soon as Tetsuo began wearing a cape.

That which is called civilisation devastates the human spirit.

What about my burning desire to study and learn a vocation?!