I can’t help but feel that the battery on my phone would last longer without the blinking light telling me that the battery is low.
Incoherent low-level banter.
Fifteen minutes into my shift, I pull a sick 90 degree turn and then it’s just burgerpocalypse all everywhere.
Jess threw cheese in my eyes and made me serve a customer.
So not raven.
Living the dream in Burger King
Bleeding from the face.
My boss has never been so proud of me.
#bulletproof
All coffee and no food makes my eyes sink so far back into my skull that I can see where eyebrows come from.
Vitamin C stands for caffeine right?
Because, if it does, I’m well fucking healthy.
It appears that everything started getting fucked up as soon as Tetsuo began wearing a cape.
That which is called civilisation devastates the human spirit.