March 2012
There's only one Sergiy Rebrov.
Me: You're not a person.
Cat: Meow.
Me: I'm sorry.
“King Bong.”
– Flynn Staples, I think he wants to smoke through a sandwich or something.
February 2012
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Wow, the chairman saw fit to sell my goalkeeper the day of a fucking match.
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PLAN
I’ll explain upon my return.
Possibly with diagrams.
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It’s like everything is something I haven’t done yet, but can wait until tomorrow.
Can someone do me a favour and tell me whether or not my Facebook status makes any sense?
I am your hero.
I am in such a good mood.
If my house wasn’t built predominently using paint, I’d definitely be running around.
tashaemmaplausin asked: your url is like the best url
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Has anyone else ever thought that, when playing Football Manager, so many work permit requests and appeals get denied just so people get angrier and angrier until, eventually, we’re all begging for more lenient immigration policy?
spewing-glory:
stanley-mansfield:
kittehcommitteh:
seriously what the fuck am I doing wrong none of my shit looks like all of yours and I don’t know how you do it, the fuck.
Do you just copy and paste stuff learn me right plz omfg.
Ladies, Men, we must make her one of our own.
Through our teachings, Camille shall become
as foul-mouthed and sarcastic as Garth
as sexually driven as...
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It’s times like this when all I want is to paint myself gold and convince primitive species to worship me á la C-3PO in Return of the Jedi.
“Did I not complain about that?
That seems like something I’d complain...”
– I say this kind of shit. Out loud.
Someone talk to me; it's well interesting. →
I thought I’d left my phone upstairs and then I heard my message alert and thought ‘holy shit my hearing’s good’ and then it turned out my phone was in my pocket.
Yeah baby 3-1 victory and promotion.
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2-1 up at half time.
WONDERGOAL
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Oh yeah I’m in the Championship playoff final now.
beartrapfacemask:
The real artistic merit in rap is the amount of sex metaphors.
Extrasensory perfection.
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Now I’m not saying I invented the 4-1-2-2-1 formation…
I hold Plymouth Argyle football club in a particularly high esteem simply because they share a name with the black guy from Die Hard.
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Songs about Shakespeare are the best kind of songs.
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It took him eight months, but David Strihavka has finally scored his first goal of the season.
As it happens, I’m actually friends with David Strihavka on Facebook.