Trapped Under Goats.
sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t
Bought a plain white t-shirt yesterday for the first time maybe ever.

Bought a plain white t-shirt yesterday for the first time maybe ever.

Unable to arrange the redelivery of a parcel as I can’t read the item number that the postman wrote on the card.

Guessed the time to the minute today.

Blew some minds.

supermodelgif:

Illustration by Edward Gorey

supermodelgif:

Illustration by Edward Gorey

Wifi password as repayment for lift home.

Wifi password as repayment for lift home.

assumingdirectcontrol:

pew pew

ahhh

dead

Haven’t been home in like three days.

Keep having to buy clothes.

Hoping my hamster is okay.

2cc48a:

*does drugs but won’t eat white bread*

docislegend:

ThorThor no

docislegend:

Thor

Thor no