I think you are quite handsome and witty. Just thought you ought to know!
My boss bought me a Mars bar and let me go home early.
He never works at Christmas time, I have to loan him out to nativity plays.
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My boss thinks I look like a goat
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I’ve started feeling rather dizzy.
Time to eat stuff.
And I know what to say, but forgot how to speak.
Potatoes should be the primary ingredient of everything.
Eating stew, drinking wine.
This is it, I’ve called it a day.